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Asrolig sida med fyllesms

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http://mydrunktexts.com/top XD


"i have bruises on my hips that really really represent the exact marks of a guys hands from grabbing me and f*cking me from behind.... i thought me and you and your boyfriend were hanging out last night?"


"Dude i'm not sure who's apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal... "

"you tried to order a margarita mcflurry and when they said they didn't make those you tried to call 911."

" The brother of the girl I was getting a blow job off walked in on us. I didn't know what to do so i high-fived him!!!"


HAHAHAHAHAH

Spana också in:

schism:

you were about to get laid, but on your way to the bedroom you saw a Burger King paper crown. you ditched the girl and pranced around my house yelling "I AM FOOFY, KING OF THE SEALS!"


HAHAHA alltså ärligt talat. Vill ha en sån kille. Så jävla sköna.

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"Last night, I drunkenly decided to send my boyfriend a picture text of me naked. But I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a txt back saying "You definitely take after your mom". MDT"

men gud.. x)
"I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him. MDT"[tard]
hejkattunge:

Den är grym! :)


"Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing."


HAHAHAH??