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"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe"
Kung Karl, den unge hjälte,
Han stod i rök och damm.
Han drog sitt svärd från bälte
Och bröt i striden fram.
"Hur svenska stålet biter,
Kom, låt oss pröva på!
Ur vägen, moskoviter!
Friskt mod, I gossar blå!"
- Esaias Tegnér
"if not now, when?"
Just nu har jag minnesförlust och deja-vu-upplevelse på samma gång. Jag tror jag har glömt det här förut. (Steven Wright)
Problemet med att ha ett öppet sinne är bara att folk envisas med att vilja fylla det med saker (Omten Masklin i "Vi Flyr" av Terry Pratchett)
“When I feed the poor they call me a saint, but when I ask why the poor are hungry, they call me a communist” - Dom Helder Camara
Citat från Svampbob Fyrkant
"Är majonäs ett instrument?" //Patrik Stjärna
"Mossa pekar alltid mot civilisationen" //SvampBob
"Om jag fick en krona för varje hjärna du inte har så skulle jag ha EN krona!"//Bläckvard
"Här är felet! Det står M för Mini! Det ska stå W för WUMBO!" //Patrik
"Murphy var en optimist..."
Damned if you do
Damned if you don't
"It’s deep into the night. You must have gone to bed.
The Milky Way lit up in celebration.
No need to rush. I have no reasons left
to stir you with the lightning of communications.
So to say, the incident dissolved.*
The love boat smashed against reality.
We’re even. And we should absolve
mutual hurts, grudges and anxieties.
What eerie silence, as if the world went numb.
The sky bequeathed to us its constellations.
In moments like these I’d like to be the one
with centuries, and history and the creation."
vladimir majakovskijs självmordsbrev
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"There's no turning back.... We will win. We are winning because ours is a revolution of mind and heart."
- Cesar Chavez
Chickfactor:
“When I feed the poor they call me a saint, but when I ask why the poor are hungry, they call me a communist” - Dom Helder Camara
finfint.
"E.T. phone home"
- E.T.
"Love is friendship on fire" //unknown
"Do it trembling if you must, but do it" //unknown
"Hoppet är det sista smultron som faller" //Malin
Amor patriae nostra lex
"I don't bother with trivial things, such as politics"
- Bob Dylan
"Ever noticed that people against abortion are women you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?"
- George Carlin
"Hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever! Kill 'em Adolf, kill 'em all! kill everbody!"
- Bill Hicks
"You have to be a bastard in this business to succeed, and the Beatles were the biggest bastards ever"
- John Lennon
"If you're a middleclass poet, then you're in real trouble"
- Donovan Leitch