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Cleverbot <3

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Cleverbot: What type of music do you love?

User: When your mother has an orgasm, it is true music to my ears.

Cleverbot: My english is better than yours, I am certain.

User: English is spelled with a capital E.

Cleverbot: The Netherlands, with a capital N?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What country are you in?

User: Your mother's Netherlands.

Cleverbot: What continent is that in?

User: 'Down South'.

Cleverbot: You say that.

User: Clever statement, Cuntbot.

Cleverbot: So, is Jon better than Adam?

User: Your mom's vagina is better than all.

Cleverbot: That isn't true.

User: It most certainly is. It is velvety soft, smells of strawberries and holds a tight grip around your love wand.

Cleverbot: Tell me how to prepare then.

User: No good at foreplay, eh?

Cleverbot: I know right?

User: Fortunately, it is not hard to get your mother's juices to start flowing. All you need to do is belittle her and slap her in the face with your penis.

Cleverbot: Okay. I'll do that!

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User: Hej.

Cleverbot: Hej, på dig!

User: Ar du hungrig?

Cleverbot: Nej negeer.

User: Jag är inte en neger.

Cleverbot: Umm.. Jag sa inte det heller.

User: Haha jo.

Cleverbot: Vörja du.

User: Ar du neger?

Cleverbot: Ja. Ta av dig dina trosor nu.

User: Varför?

Cleverbot: För att jag är kär.

User: Så påflugen du är.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.