Cleverbot: What type of music do you love?
User: When your mother has an orgasm, it is true music to my ears.
Cleverbot: My english is better than yours, I am certain.
User: English is spelled with a capital E.
Cleverbot: The Netherlands, with a capital N?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What country are you in?
User: Your mother's Netherlands.
Cleverbot: What continent is that in?
User: 'Down South'.
Cleverbot: You say that.
User: Clever statement, Cuntbot.
Cleverbot: So, is Jon better than Adam?
User: Your mom's vagina is better than all.
Cleverbot: That isn't true.
User: It most certainly is. It is velvety soft, smells of strawberries and holds a tight grip around your love wand.
Cleverbot: Tell me how to prepare then.
User: No good at foreplay, eh?
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: Fortunately, it is not hard to get your mother's juices to start flowing. All you need to do is belittle her and slap her in the face with your penis.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'll do that!
Penstrokes:
slap her in the face with your penis.
![[love]](/img/smilies/love.gif)
Gillar också Cleverbot, men känns så konstigt och sitta o chatta med en robot... Forever Alone extreme liksom.
User: Do you like debate?
Cleverbot: No, I'm too lazy to argue.
User: Argue with me now.
Cleverbot: I agree with Fascism, do you?
User: Fucking fascist!
Cleverbot: You're very good at it.
Älskar denna tråd. ![[blush]](/img/smilies/blush.gif)
User: Why are you talking about your sexual organs all the time?
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Stop lying, or I'm calling the police!
Cleverbot: Fine! Me too!
User: I'm calling them right now, making up horrible lies about you. You might go to prison.
Cleverbot: NO, YOU. I've got a loaded gun and I'm not afraid to use it!
![[chocked]](/img/smilies/chocked.gif)
User: You spell like a retard.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I'm not ableist or anything, but you should consider going back to school.
Cleverbot: Fsjal.
User: Point proven.
Wery clever.
:
What's your opinion on anarchism?
That it's the one thing that distinguishes the humans from the animals. I love it.
:
Cleverbot angående kapitalism.
Revolution is the only solution.
:
(Jag) What do you think about capitalism?
(CB) Capitalism is evil.
https://www.socialism.nu/showthread.php?t=291&page=301
![[bigsmile]](/img/smilies/bigsmile.gif)
Haha, han kan tydligen svenska också:
User: Hej.
Cleverbot: Hej, på dig!
User: Ar du hungrig?
Cleverbot: Nej negeer.
User: Jag är inte en neger.
Cleverbot: Umm.. Jag sa inte det heller.
User: Haha jo.
Cleverbot: Vörja du.
User: Ar du neger?
Cleverbot: Ja. Ta av dig dina trosor nu.
User: Varför?
Cleverbot: För att jag är kär.
User: Så påflugen du är.
Cleverbot: Hahaha.
