A man was out walking one evening by the side of a cliff, it was spring, the sun was setting, the birds where singing, everything was nice. But then up ahead by the edge of a cliff there was a little girl sitting on a picknick blanket, she was crying. The man walked up to her and asked what was wrong.
Sobbing, she said that her mother had fallen off the cliff side and that her father then had jumped after to help her, but it had gone 2 hours and none of them hade come back yet!
The man looked at her and said "... well... this just isn't your lucky day" and pulled down his pants.