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Sally111:
nej usch inga sådana.
Jaja.
Nytt försök:
Kvinnan låg på sin dödsbädd. Hon skulle snart dö. För att rena sitt samvete sade hon till sin man. "Jag ska berätta sanningen, jag sov med en annan man och tog pengar ifrån ditt konto", sade hon i sorg.
"Det vet jag dumsnut, annars hade jag inte förgiftat dig"
Mitt standardskämt (dock på engelska) 

Once there was a guy who were to take a beautiful girl out for prom.
She accepts the invite and the guy is the happiest man on Earth.
He decides to make a few arrangements, so first he needs to get some flowers.
He goes to stand in a flowerline to the florist, it's a really long line but eventually he gets the flowers he needs for the girl.
Secondly, he needs to rent a tux. He goes to the renting place and goes to stand in a very long line but finally he gets his tuxedo.
He now his all he needs for his date so he picks the girl up at her house at 8:00PM and they go to the prom. 
It is a great night for them both, they dance together, they touch each other and they just enjoy themselves so much.
But suddenly the girl gets very thirsty, so the guy offers himself to go get her a drink, 
He goes over to the punch table..
.. and there is no punchline.

CasperJ: Mitt standardskämt (dock på engelska) 

Once there was a guy who were to take a beautiful girl out for prom.
She accepts the invite and the guy is the happiest man on Earth.
He decides to make a few arrangements, so first he needs to get some flowers.
He goes to stand in a flowerline to the florist, it's a really long line but eventually he gets the flowers he needs for the girl.
Secondly, he needs to rent a tux. He goes to the renting place and goes to stand in a very long line but finally he gets his tuxedo.
He now his all he needs for his date so he picks the girl up at her house at 8:00PM and they go to the prom. 
It is a great night for them both, they dance together, they touch each other and they just enjoy themselves so much.
But suddenly the girl gets very thirsty, so the guy offers himself to go get her a drink, 
He goes over to the punch table..
.. and there is no punchline.
hahahhahaa