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Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn't.
Officer: Yes, you were. I'm giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn't speeding.
Officer: Tell that to the judge! (The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!
Liebestraum:

It is darkness, no more, no less.


Oh, how sad. Here, in Woodstock the sun is shining and it's hot. You can notice the spring has arrived.


Neutron:

Itt vass grjät, itt vass ovär tveeenty deegreas and deh sunn vass sjining. No clavds, kleäar blu sckyyyy. Deh sprign tajm hass arrivd. Aj kant vänt fur deh sommer!


Your english seems pretty bad. Didn't you learn how to spell in school?

sftd:

Pretty darn black. [bigcheers]


My bad. Didn't think about that it's night time in Sweden.

honolulu:

fvk off


Now, that wasn't a very nice thing to say, was it?

zIGGE:

Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!


HAHAHAHAHA, you have a great sense of humour, man. I'm laughing IRL.