Italian Policeman: You wish to report a murder. Frank Tupelo: Attempted murder. Italian Policeman: That's not so serious. Frank Tupelo: Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
[two men are trying to kill Frank, he locks himself in the bathroom and calls the hotel reception] Frank Tupelo: Hello? Please help! Hotel Concierge Alessio: Buongiorno signore. Frank Tupelo: Bon Jovi. I...I need help! There are two men trying to break down the door. Hotel Concierge Alessio: I see, what kind of problem do you have with the door, sir? Frank Tupelo: No, no, no! There are two men with guns trying to break in! Dos hombres, con...con pistolas! Hotel Concierge Alessio: Your Spanish is excellent, sir.. Frank Tupelo: Thank you. [the men shoot their guns at the door] Frank Tupelo: Ah, I gotta go! [he drops the phone and goes out the window] Hotel Concierge Alessio: Sir? [puts the phone down] Hotel Concierge Alessio: American!
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