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Anti jokes

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Jag har hamnat i en period då jag ägnat en del av min humoristiska fritid till att läsa urusla skämt, men ändå så skrattar jag? Det är nästan så att man skäms.

Här är tråden med endast Anti jokes.

What's funny and has two wheels? A kid falling off his bike.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. [blush]

Roses are black. Violets are black. I'm blind.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? It didn't. Fungus is not capable of having a social life.

*WARNING* DON'T open emails saying "You've won two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" They contain two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert. [cry]

Spana också in:

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of Tuberculosis. [love]

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs? I pushed her. [blush]

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender. [bigsmile]

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.
(bästa HAHAH [love])

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment. [cool]

You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners. [blush]

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hypothermia. [sad]

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian. [love]