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http://mydrunktexts.com/top XD

"i have bruises on my hips that really really represent the exact marks of a guys hands from grabbing me and f*cking me from behind.... i thought me and you and your boyfriend were hanging out last night?"

"Dude i'm not sure who's apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal... "

"you tried to order a margarita mcflurry and when they said they didn't make those you tried to call 911."

" The brother of the girl I was getting a blow job off walked in on us. I didn't know what to do so i high-fived him!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAH


   
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emery:

" The brother of the girl I was getting a blow job off walked in on us. I didn't know what to do so i high-fived him!!!"

lol


   
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emery:

" The brother of the girl I was getting a blow job off walked in on us. I didn't know what to do so i high-fived him!!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ASSÅ FYFAN VA DOUCHEBAGIGT [bigsmile]


   
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Slashy:

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oggelgoggel:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ASSÅ FYFAN VA DOUCHEBAGIGT [bigsmile]

HAHAHAH SÅ JÄVLA SKÖN??


   
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Känns som om samtliga sidor av den här typen tex tjuvlyssnat eller vad den nu heter är lite fejkade..


   
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HAHAH folk är så sjuka

" I just had sex with a pregnant chick . and the babys not mine is that considered a three some?" [sad]

" She was WASTED in the theater, got out and posted up on the truck yelling how she would let Optimus Prime f*ck her in the ass" x)


   
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you were about to get laid, but on your way to the bedroom you saw a Burger King paper crown. you ditched the girl and pranced around my house yelling "I AM FOOFY, KING OF THE SEALS!"

[party]


   
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schism:

you were about to get laid, but on your way to the bedroom you saw a Burger King paper crown. you ditched the girl and pranced around my house yelling "I AM FOOFY, KING OF THE SEALS!"

HAHAHA alltså ärligt talat. Vill ha en sån kille. Så jävla sköna.

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"Last night, I drunkenly decided to send my boyfriend a picture text of me naked. But I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a txt back saying "You definitely take after your mom". MDT"

men gud.. x)
"I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him. MDT"[tard]


   
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emery:

"Last night, I drunkenly decided to send my boyfriend a picture text of me naked. But I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a txt back saying "You definitely take after your mom". MDT"

men gud.. x)

[bigsmile][bigsmile][bigsmile]


   
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"i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me." <3


   
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emery:

HAHAHA alltså ärligt talat. Vill ha en sån kille. Så jävla sköna.

Jag tror att dom är sällsynta. [crazy]


   
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Typ som den här?


   
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hejkattunge:

Typ som den här?

Haha tack ska kolla in den.


   
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emery:

Haha tack ska kolla in den.

Den är grym! 🙂


   
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emery:

"i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. (508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me." <3

[bigsmile][bigsmile][bigsmile]


   
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