Oj, bara 10 veckor sedan release, jag är imponerad över hur snabbt saker rör sig över internet. Tänk er på min tid så tog det minst ett år att bara lyckas trycka på powerknappen.

Nae föredrar okcupid

You: Hello
Stranger: He's on the train, there isn't much time left. I heard you were one of the best in your fields.
You: I have served on three different continents and have had cross-training with BOPE, I may be of some assistence
You: What do you need?
Stranger: I'm not sure. How do you identify a walrus bite?
You: By the crushed remains of body-matter where the walrus landed on you
Stranger: Interesting, but this man appears to have been sitting on a walrus when it struck him.
You: Sounds like a secret goverment weapon, as far as I know there are no normal walruses that are that agile
You: I do not study marine life much so I may be wrong
Stranger: The choppers are on the way, should we take any special precautions when airlifting him?
You: I strongly recommend having a large quantity of tranqulizer handy, in case he turns into that... thing
Stranger: You mean.... Dear God, the chances of that happening are very slim though, no?
You: If the subject is exposed to hightend stress-levels it may trigger the chrysalis inside of him, and, as you are a qualified expert in that field, you know what that implies

Jag måste säga att jag gillar den här personen

Mina konversationer tar slut snabbt.

Fick en amerikan på tråden som ville ha camsex.

HA HA HA HA HA HA

KamikazeTomten:

You: Hello

Fan vad underbar konversation.

Nachac:

Fan vad underbar konversation.

Mest pro. Sparade logen

haha det där kan vara gsnaka kul 🙂 lol

mopsen:

Fick en amerikan på tråden som ville ha camsex.

Hetast i stan!

KamikazeTomten:

Hetast i stan!

Ja, tyckte det.

KamikazeTomten:

Mest pro. Sparade logen

mopsen:

Ja, tyckte det.

You have an eye for manliness
Se bara på hans maskulina, robusta drag. Vilken rå sexighet han utrstrålar! Även jag som hetro blir... åh

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are u from?
You: Do you have the package?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tråkig

KamikazeTomten:

You have an eye for manliness
Se bara på hans maskulina

Jag vet, du kan få msn om du vill.

Nu talar jag med denna snubben:

HAHAHA