User: When your mother has an orgasm, it is true music to my ears.
Cleverbot: My english is better than yours, I am certain.
User: English is spelled with a capital E.
Cleverbot: The Netherlands, with a capital N?
Cleverbot: What country are you in?
User: Your mother's Netherlands.
Cleverbot: What continent is that in?
User: 'Down South'.
Cleverbot: You say that.
User: Clever statement, Cuntbot.
Cleverbot: So, is Jon better than Adam?
User: Your mom's vagina is better than all.
Cleverbot: That isn't true.
User: It most certainly is. It is velvety soft, smells of strawberries and holds a tight grip around your love wand.
Cleverbot: Tell me how to prepare then.
User: No good at foreplay, eh?
Cleverbot: I know right?
User: Fortunately, it is not hard to get your mother's juices to start flowing. All you need to do is belittle her and slap her in the face with your penis.
Cleverbot: Okay. I'll do that!