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Stranger: yeah u got big tits
You: yeah very, wanna see them?
Stranger: yes please
You: haha. just kidding
Stranger: please]
You: nope. i can se your little eh
You: hehehe
Stranger: im 14
You: im 16
Stranger: so titty time
You: for me yeah. not for u
Stranger: r they big
You: bigger than pamela andersons
You: or jordan
Stranger: oh my god
You: no just kidding again
Stranger: so how big are they
You: like this: (...............................x...................................)(..............​.....................x..................................)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wot cup size
You: secret 😉
Stranger: a
You: no
Stranger: b
You: no
Stranger: c
You: no
Stranger: d
You: no
Stranger: e
You: no
Stranger: f
You: no
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[blush]


   
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You: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ey
Stranger: hey!
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: im a horny 19-year old, female who is so up for internet sex
You: 20, m, swe.
You: where ya from
Stranger: us
You: cool
You: capitalist pigs always warm my heart
<3
we must hold togheter so the communist wont swallow us
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: no
Stranger: hi
You: NO
Stranger: ?
Stranger: mitä
You: ok
You have disconnected.

sen orkade jag inte mer [cry]


   
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Stranger: hi
You: Hola
Stranger: m or f?
You: m
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Buddah:

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hahaha


   
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Stranger: Hey
You: hello
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Sudan
You: You?
Stranger: finland
You: SHIT?! always snow i guess
Stranger: hell no
Stranger: only like 3 moths
Stranger: *months
Stranger: not even that
You: I'll be damned ;O
Stranger: yes u r

HAHA!


   
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Stranger: i have a penis
You: hey
Stranger: 😉
You: ok
Stranger: so you want a picture?
Stranger: i'm swedish
Stranger: my name is pelle
You: swedish?
Stranger: yes
You: haha me 2 😛
You: jag med 😀
Stranger: jag alskar dig
Stranger: my name is pelle almqvist
You: var bor du?
Stranger: lololololol
Stranger: I DON'T SPEAK SWEDISH
Stranger: I SING IN ENGLISH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol[crazy]


   
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You: mommy say i can't talk to strangers
Stranger: I have candy though
You: you do? 😀 i love sweets!
Stranger: if you get in my van I'll give you some
You: do you have kittens or puppies there, too? 😀
Stranger: mhm everything you can dream of. so many puppies. and ice cream too! 😀 do you like chocolate?
You: I do! 😀
You: You can't trick me though, pervert, I'm 17 years old. ;D
Stranger: oh yeahj i'm 16 bitch


   
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hello
You: ok here's a word
You: i'm the admin of this place
Stranger: no you're not
Stranger: but go on
You: and i've caught you typing naughty things
You: and we've got a regular approach on this thing
You: either we ban you for a month
Stranger: so
Stranger: what's your nam
Stranger: e?
You: or you give me a password so I can enter your account and give you a warning
You: Omegle staff never give away their names.
Stranger: there's only one staffer and his name is public
You: Ok. Here's one. Public are the public staffers
You: also we've got civilian staffers
Stranger: not really
You: who make sure nobody breaks the rules
You: who blend in
Stranger: there's no moderation at all on omegle
You: Are you going to give me your password?
You: or are you going to try to talk your way out of this?
Stranger: why
Stranger: are you
Stranger: retarded
Stranger: at least pretend being Leif or something
You: ...
You: i'm gonna tell you something
You: I know you are swedish.
Stranger: not really
You: You have a swedish IP.
Stranger: i live in canada you idiot
You: you know swedish and canadian broadband share ip's
Stranger: not really
You: god. :'(
You: i'm just trying to do my job
You: and you're
You: you're..
Stranger: no you're trying to be dumb
You: making things hard for me.
You: You know i'm a girl
Stranger: and it's working
You: you know i'm crying right now? 🙁
Stranger: i don't care
You: you must be one of those fucking jews
You: Christ.
Stranger: nope i'm christian
You: I'm satanistic. I dine with Satan


   
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hhey
You: hhey
Stranger: wild abra appears
You: IT TELEPORTED AWAY!
Stranger: SSSSHIT
Stranger: FUCK!
You: Yes please.
Stranger: i will never get them all..
You: Nope.
You: And mew's under a trailer beside that boat.
Stranger: OMG! chuck norris appears
You: omg!
Stranger: OMG
You: I TELEPORT AWAY!
You: HELP!
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUCK
You: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
Stranger: FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FUUUUUUUCK
You: Fluff?
Stranger: yap
You: Din mamma är en grön hobbit.
Stranger: FU YOU!
Stranger: jag heter stranger
You: yeeeaaah
You: im soo hornyy
Stranger: me too
You: din mamma kan va en stranger.
Stranger: but.. CHUCK NORRIS IS BACK
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS RAPES YOUR MOME
Stranger: ssshit
You: YOUR MAMA TELEPORTED AWAY!
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: mama come back
You: I don't have a mum
You: she died by cancer.
You: in her ass.
Stranger: he rapes your moms body
Stranger: muhahaha
You: "and now my favorite CC lyric of all time!
aaaand rape the limbless cadavre!"
Stranger: so, wha't youre wearing 😉
You: your mama's skin made into a nice thong.
Stranger: youre swhedis faget
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


   
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Fy fan vad tråkig jag måste vara, blir ju dissad innan jag ens hinner svara ;/


   
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hellu n_n
Stranger: r those metal fingers
You: no... they are quite fleshy :3
Stranger: \m/
You: \m/. ^_^ .\m/
Stranger: r u a metal head
You: cannibal corpse are my bitches an' hoes.
Stranger: thats whats up
You: my dicks up
Stranger: i like me some cradle of filth
Stranger: um thats fantastic
You: in a desecrated puppy corpse
Stranger: you illen me lol
Stranger: you also sicken me lol
Stranger: jk
You: the blood flowing between my legs, covering my balls in dark-brown goo
You: Du vet, de e din hund.
You: var*
Stranger: is that entrails ripped from a virgins cunt
You: yeeeeeeessss... oh, i'm near cummin
You: damn, yucky keyboard. gotta clean it
You: ehwfrwgnkiearj'fkng<erghargwe
You: gawejär'h
You: aerh
Stranger: um ok
You: h
You: aerhmlka
You: fhlökdfgalöfkghbgfmhwpgfaeghergh
You: that's better
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so where you from
You: afghanistan
You: u?
Stranger: im from indiana
You: hah, i'll blow your wal-mart next time u visit. gotta bomb belt rite here
You: a glorious way to die spreading the words of chaos and satan
You: and allah
Stranger: oh yea well fuck allah im atheist u and sand nigger dune coon sone of a bitch
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: surf?
You: surf & turf
Stranger: i surf turf and my name is murf...no joke
You: but i'm a smurf
You: I'M BLUE DABUDIBADUDA N DABUDIDABUDA DABUDIDABUDA
Stranger: i ran out of stuff that ryhms
Stranger: bye


   
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Att skriva att man var tvåkönad var tydligen ingen hit ;/


   
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Åh okej, nu var det någon som nappade [cool]


   
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