It is darkness, no more, no less.
Itt vass grjät, itt vass ovär tveeenty deegreas and deh sunn vass sjining. No clavds, kleäar blu sckyyyy. Deh sprign tajm hass arrivd. Aj kant vänt fur deh sommer!
Pretty darn black.
Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would.
Man: What if I just thought that you were?
Officer: I can't give you a ticket for what you think.
Man: Fine, I think you're a jerk!